"Status offenders"? Let's look it up. The definition of "status offender" is ”a young offender (as a runaway or a truant) who is under the jurisdiction of a court for repeated offenses that are not crimes". But John's definition is someone committing offenses "against the status quo." Let's look up status quo: Latin for " the existing state of affairs". How does playing video games offend the existing state of affairs? Where is the joke here? Great God, where is the joke?
Here's some Status Quo, guaranteed not to offend:
Oh, and it's that time of the month! FunkyWatch: October's Most Depressing 'Funky Winkerbean' and 'Crankshaft' Strips over at Comics Alliance!