Oh God, here we go, a weeklong kick off to “hospitals are terrible” strips. Remember, in the Funkyverse it was hospitals that killed Lisa, NOT breast cancer. Her results got switched with someone else’s results so she didn’t get proper treatment soon enough and died. The only part of that I remember went something like: “They goofed and sent the wrong test results. You know how hospitals can be.”
Hey Funky, CHILL and be glad you’re alive! True, it appears from panel 2 that they had to amputate that thumb but it was already mangled. As far as the rest of your injuries, for some reason you’re sporting a neck brace today when you weren’t yesterday. I guess people with shattered vertebrates only need a neck brace a few hours a day while they heal.
Son of Stuck Funky 