Funky attends an AA meeting, where he vents about the state of the world.
Buck Bedlow visits the Bushkas with a present for Bull: a mock reprint of a sports page reporting a Scapegoats victory in Bull’s final homecoming game over Big Walnut Tech, and the two former jocks head over to the Westview High football field to dig up a clump of turf from the end zone. Before he leaves, Buck reveals to Linda that he has been “diagnosed” with CTE as well.
Les throws a huge hissy fit over restrictions on using the school copier. The Westview Bleat “reporters” try to turn this into an exposé.