The Way to a Man's Heart…

http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20100803&name=Funky_Winkerbean

  • Query how Wally stays so skinny when he must eat pizza like, at least twice a day.
  • How many different color t-shirts did Montoni’s have printed? Naturally, ex-P.O.W. Wally favors Army green, while Funky was recently spotted wearing the flesh-colored version.
  • Substitute dialogue for Rachel in panel 3: “You ‘haven’t had any’? Listen, buster, I haven’t ‘had any’ since the Clinton administration, if you know what I mean!”