Care-Les

billytheskink
May 24, 2011 at 10:27 am

Romance between a pair of dead-eyed 50 year-olds using dialogue rejected by the publisher of novels aimed at 13 year-old girls.

Riff Chick
May 24, 2011 at 10:29 am

Les blocks out his wife’s apparition long enough to fuck another chick who, self esteem issues aside, is attractive and available, and the moment she says “I love you” he recoils in horror.

Les’ horrifed expression has cooled into a “meh” face. Needy Cayla obviously expects him to respond in kind to her expression of love, but Les, having already gotten the milf, I mean, the milk for free, sees no reason to buy the cow.