Got One in the Chamber

C’mon, you remember that rally in the town square two years ago when the girls basketball team made it to the state finals, right? What? They didn’t make it to the finals two years ago? They lost their last game to Big Walnut Tech? Oh. Well, surely you knew that Funky was president of the Westview Chamber of Commerce? You had no idea? Don’t feel bad; neither did two of his closest friends.