“Are you sure this comic book is worth anything, John?
“Here’s what it listed for in the price guide in fair condition.”
“Really!? ‘Fair’ condition, huh? Well I wonder what condition it would be in if it were properly bagged and boarded, or even slabbed? It’d probably be worth a lot more, am I right? Sigh…I’ll take your comic for the ‘Save the Sports Raffle’…but I think I’ll just refer to it as a coloring book.”
Son of Stuck Funky 