Flowery Twats

(I really hope everyone gets the Fawlty Towers reference in today’s post title!)

Today’s strip might elicit a warm grin if not for the fact that so many Westviewvians, rather than just say what they mean, prefer to waste everyone’s time by speaking in riddles and wry asides:

“I’d like to buy a book.” “You’re in luck! This is a bookstore!”

“I’m in the mood for some pizza.” “Why, that just happens to be what we serve here!”

“Do you like the flowers I sent you, Cayla?” “Yeah, gee, thanks Les, you really went all out…cheap-ass mutha-…”

The Three Faces (so far) of Cayla, L-R: Her debut, Sept. 2008;
her new ‘do, Sept. 2010; Valentine’s Day, 2012