A mere phone call won’t do for techie Darin; he receives his bestie Pete’s consolation via videoconferencing! And providing a straight answer to the straightforward question “How’s he doing” is simply too much to ask.
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Son of Stuck Funky 
What DICKS these people are!
Well, if this is how genuine concern is met with in Funkytown, no wonder apathetic indifference is so rampant.
Hey, did I tell you about how I nailed my dad’s daughter?
I guess that being from Westview himself, Pete knows not to take it personally when his dear old pal Boy Lisa smirkingly answers his sincere and well-intentioned question with a rather obnoxious dick-faced reply that makes no sense whatsoever. It’s just the way they were raised. It also explains why you very rarely see any “outsiders” visiting Westview…the climate is a bit too wry for most folks and all that smirking is tough on the ol’ punching hand.
The Westview town motto seems to be “Never let a sarcastic answer go to waste.”
Nice to see Dondi in the masthead, though.
F*** You A**h***!
I have a good knock knock joke for Tommy:
Knock Knock
A: Who’s There
Cancer! Stroke! PTSD! Budget Cuts!
ROFLMAO!
Love the new Twitter avatar. TFH. If I didn’t think technology was evil, I would follow SOSF on the Tweetbird. One quibble, though: this wouldn’t be FaceTime, but would most likely be Skype (Estonia’s claim to fame).
What ever DID happen to half-step-adopted sister (or whatever)?
@S.P. Charles, she’s with Khan.
Maybe Khan runs the Westview Illuminati.
Oh look! Durrweed is mocking his stroked out Adoptive Dad by talking out of one side of his mouth. Unseen last panel: He drools and falls off his chair. Today’s episode puts Dorkwood in the running for Most Hated FW Character.
What a snarky, snide reply to a concerned friend. Reminds me if stuff BatDick says. What a tone deaf imbecile.
Reminds me OF…. Sorry.
Hey Batty, if I take a typing class, will you take an art class?
Wow, what a dick Darin is. And why is he skypeing with Becky? And where is the pinned up sleeve? And whoever he is talking to can apparently make their ears flap like Dumbo given their relative positions in p1 and p2.
Well get this Darin… Summer dropped out of Kent and is shagging me here in New York
The traveling green shirt gets out more than anyone else in Westview. That’s… really not surprising actually.
1-15… dead last in the Mid-American Women’s BB conference.
So how about TB recon of the season?
Man, these two guys partake in terrible foreplay when they have there skype-sex sessions.
Speaking of Kahn, I’m not sure how Kahn lives in Ohio anyway. “A bandit who kidnapped an American soldier? Sure, let’s let him in!”
Here is a storyline for TomBat 6 Ohio Teens killed in car crash. It could be a new level of misery and suffering!
The dickitude in today’s episode is unsurpassed. Durwood delivers a totally uncalled-for smirk-rap to what is apparently a drunken Summer Moore in what has to be the height of Durwood’s Punchability Index so far. Funny, on the other hand, would be Pete returning to Worstview and pummeling Darwin senseless while wearing Superman pajamas. What kind of a cheap-ass comic-book-cover-ripoff would that make, TomSlick?
I’m starting to think that only in Westview would Battle Royale be considered a light-hearted comedy.
This strip triggers an automatic invocation of the New Yorker Caption Rule.
@ Duane… I thought the same thing seeing that news story…Just another Batyuck 1/4″ story idea coming to Westview soon enough.
Withering – the other all-purpose caption is “I think I’m going to kill myself today.”
@Beckoning: Or, “Oh, look, another tumor!”
Merry Pookster: maybe TomBat can let us pick the occupants!
Withering: the one with “For Better or Worse” about Michael almost made me spit out my Coke Zero.
Duane…only 6?
Merry Pookster: ok, how about a whole school bus full of FW characters, being driven by Crankshaft, and the bus full of 50 passengers gets wiped out by a gasoline truck running a red light.
And the gasoline truck was aiming for Funky and Les while they were out jogging.
Totally OT but my personal dream FW strip would feature Les in a hospital bed, dying from something painful and lingering. Then we cut away to “the afterlife” where Lisa is negotiating with God, who says, “sorry, but no f*cking way he’s getting in HERE!”.
Carved on Tomahack’s tombstone:
“Christ, what an asshole.”
Withering: the one with “For Better or Worse” about Michael almost made me spit out my Coke Zero.
My contribution to that page, baby! Woo!
I had a couple with Anthony and Liz too, but he had stopped updating by the time I’d submitted them.