SoSF's Second Anniversary Giveaway!

The contest has closed and the winner, chosen at random, is Rusty! Thank you all for entering. We’ll have another giveaway sometime soon. Stay Funky!

–TFH

You know you want it, and one lucky reader of Son of Stuck Funky’s gonna get it! To celebrate the second anniversary of SoSF, we’re giving away a copy of The Complete Funky Winkerbean, Volume 1 (1972–1974)!

Becoming our lucky winner is stupid easy: simply add your comment to this post, between now and midnight (Eastern Daylight Time) Saturday, May 12, 2012. A winner will be selected totally at random (using a WordPress plugin called “And the Winner Is“) and we’ll ship the book right to your door. Only rule is do not post more than one comment on this post (comment as much as you like on any other posts).

Best of luck to you all, and thanks for reading and supporting the web’s premiere source of Funky Winkerbean snark!

The Grim Gay Ghost

No sooner does the much-hyped Coming Gay Prom story get underway than we take a detour into “Sundays with Crazy Harry”-land. No wonder the United States Postal Service is on the brink of bankruptcy, with goldbricks like carrier Klinghorn on the payroll. I’ll overlook John’s improper grammar in panel 4, to focus on what I hope is the real gag today (because the punchline sucks, as usual): in the penultimate panel, John is expressing optimism about the state of his business; meanwhile he’s holding a comic book titled The Grim Ghost. Irony?

It gets better (hah!): Maybe TB is a little more clever than we give him credit for! A little more “komix” research turned up this factoid courtesy of Wikipedia:

An earlier and somewhat similar character called the Gay Ghost has since been named the Grim Ghost due to the modern connotations of the word “gay”.

Is Batiuk going meta on us? Naw…probably just a coinky-dink.

SoSF 2nd Anniversary Giveaway Announcement
Coming Tomorrow!

I'll Get You, My Pretties!

I know what you’re thinking: “In Thursday’s strip, Roberta was putting up a poster on the wall to Jinx’s right…Friday, we don’t see her, and then today she’s standing at the other end of the ticket table…and her outfit has changed from blue to red!” Don’t be so quick to blame Batiuk’s sloppy continuity, reader. Take a look at that face! Those beady eyes, the flat beak, that wart on her…oh, that is her chin. Roberta Blackburn is clearly a witch! Even her surname is dark and evil. She simply, magically materialized around the corner, the better to spy on our unknowing teens…

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2nd Anniversary Giveaway!

Oh Prom-ise Me

I wonder if TB will even bother to give them names…Promageddon kicks off in earnest today as we finally meet our same-sex prom couple. Too bad the Batom Inc. Pulitzer Publicity Machine has ruined for the faithful readers what would have been FW’s first truly surprising moment since…forever. And it’s not Cody and Owen, nor Summer and Keisha, nor Wedgeman and Chest Hardslab: if you had “two heretofore unseen anonymous generic teens” in the Gay Prom Pool, you’re a winner! No “coinkydink” there.

Mayor May Not

We get it! Roberta Blackburn is a horrid, miserable woman! Bring on the gay teens already!

Charles
May 1, 2012 at 1:01 am
I usually don’t post specific spoilers about upcoming strips, but I figure this one’s okay.

So Linda’s gone from seeing Roberta putting up a sign, walked into the break room, gotten herself some coffee and had a conversation with Becky. All this has happened, and three days or so from now, ROBERTA WILL STILL BE PUTTING UP THE SAME STUPID SIGN.

You think it’s easy padding out a story arc for a whole month? Say it with me, people: endings…have…to…be…earned! At this rate, Sunday’s non-gay-prom themed throwaway gag will be a most welcome palate-cleanser.