But if the “vendos” were removed from the faculty workroom, how did Cody ‘n’ Owen get in trouble yesterday for…ah, who gives a crap. So where else outside this comic strip would you hear the harmless vendo referred to as the “Carousel of Death”?
No Mo' Vendo
The boys have reached the fifth stage of grief: acceptance. Don’t worry, guys: between those mashed potatoes and gravy and water from the drinking fountain, you’re sure to get more than your share of ingredients that are bad for you.
Snack-a-lacka!
Linda the Lunch Cop has rounded up a couple of perps for “in-school detention” (as opposed to what?). In their quest to satisfy their snack food “jones”, Cody and Owen have (gasp!) violated the sanctity of the faculty workroom! Cody attempts to look nonchalant while Principal Nate looks ready to go to work on our homies here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
Goodbye, Mrs. Chips
Now it’s Cory’s turn to express his outrage at the school’s decision to remove the “vendos”, and Linda gleefully directs him to the “healthy” alternative to potato chips. She’s having a little too much fun with this whole thing.
Fountain of Stupid
Yep, nothin’ like a cold bottle of “pop” from the “vendo”! The boys are having a hard time coming to grips with the loss of the vending machines. I would take Linda to task for condescending to Owen and Cody (“It’s called a drinking fountain”), but Owen is so dense, chances are that he actually needed this explained to him.
Son of Stuck Funky 