Great opening, Ann. Nothing grabs the attention of a bunch of kids like beginning a sentence with “When I was in school“. “Coach Fairgood” recalls her days as a Popeye-legged teen, when Westview’s girls’ sports program consisted solely of archery, croquet and lawn bowling.
Tag: Bull
You da' Ann
Are we to assume from Miss Ponytail’s panel 1 wisecrack that the She-Goats are now 0-3? Time for Bull to unveil his secret weapon: the ever-youthening Ann Fairgood!
That's So Westview
But if the “vendos” were removed from the faculty workroom, how did Cody ‘n’ Owen get in trouble yesterday for…ah, who gives a crap. So where else outside this comic strip would you hear the harmless vendo referred to as the “Carousel of Death”?
Snack-a-lacka!
Linda the Lunch Cop has rounded up a couple of perps for “in-school detention” (as opposed to what?). In their quest to satisfy their snack food “jones”, Cody and Owen have (gasp!) violated the sanctity of the faculty workroom! Cody attempts to look nonchalant while Principal Nate looks ready to go to work on our homies here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
Coach Bushka Comes a-Crawlin'
“I know who you are, dummy. You and I and our spouses were at Les’ New Year’s Eve party a year ago. I may be old but I can remember that far back. What the hell is going on with your hair color?”
Son of Stuck Funky 