As the Scapgoat gridders practice, Les and Bull look on and continue to bemoan the school’s pay-to-participate play policy. We can’t mention the football team without also bringing up the fact that they suck. Batiuk employs a couple black “extras” left over from last week’s arc.
Tag: Bull
Make 'em Pay
School’s in, and Les is still a teacher at Westview High, and bumbling Bull has managed to hang on as the Scapegoats’ athletic director. Les brings up the unpopular phenomenon of Pay-to-Participate fees that are being instituted in cash-strapped schools. Bull’s wife Linda brings up the fact that Westview’s football team sucks.
Holly Wha'?
Jinx is willing to work for nothing? No wonder “she’d be perfect“. Where does Tom Batiuk get his notions of “Hollywood”? I always thought Hollywood stood for glamour and success! But in the mind of TB and his characters, Hollywood is a soul-sucking void that only takes, takes, takes. That certainly fits in well with the depressing Westview worldview, I guess.
The Apprentice (and: Contest Announcement!)
Nope, Bull just can’t help himself: he just has to go and get in the way of his daughter making a new friend. Too late: Jessica has invoked the Westview Employment Clause, where everyone in town must work for somebody else in town.
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Ease Off, Friend
“What’s that you say? They’ve hit it off? Well! I’d better go and put a stop to that right away!”
The role of panel two Summer is being played by Cartoon Beatle George Harrison.