Forced Busing

I’m starting to think that TB is responding to readers who miss the “gag-a-day” format of Act I; except now, the situation derives from a “topical” issue, and of course the gags are absurd or unfunny or both. In today’s strip we get the setup/punchline formula, a la Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon…”Money is so tight for the football team…” “HOW? TIGHT? IS IT?”

Cutting Remarks

$600 a player?” Now I understand why Bull is so glum! The pay-to- playparticipate – whatever fee in the schools in my town is a more down-to-earth 75 bucks. Turns out things could be even worse, though: according to the article that The Ridger linked to, these fees can run up to a grand! Unfortunately, it looks like the only ones in Westview who can afford the six hundred bucks are the parents of the uncoordinated skinny white kids. The punchline sucks, too: Bull would have to comprehend that Les is talking about “cutting” costs, not players.

Where There's Smokey…

Much to the dismay of everyone reading this: Les has survived his softball mishap with just a smudge on his nose (no black eye?) and, as Les himself predicted, a pair of broken specs.

Cayla’s Mount-Rushmore scaled profile in panel 1 reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite’s line: ” It took me like, three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.”

So after a week of meeting Cayla’s family, Les finally comes to the realization that his prospective father-in-law is Crankshaft’s Smokey Williams; the Smokey Williams, I guess, since Les apparently has heard of him. It also appears that Smokey is no longer among the living, since he is represented by a softball on the mantle, and the picture that Crankshaft took of him and Cayla in today’s CS.