Oh, if only he had gone! Because nothing impresses an ex-writing professor like a overly-wrought 700 page vanity press turkey about someone dying of cancer. Move over, Morrie; there’s a new dying person in town and her name is Lisa! She was a lawyer and she… liked leaves and sitting on a bench and…umm…
How is this a sensational book-soon-to-be-movie again?
Son of Stuck Funky 
