All Your Hot Water Bottles Are Belong To Us

Dan, you pathetic, cringing little milksop. Nobody thought it could be done: you have officially out-pussied Les. “I’ll take six” hot water bottles; in other words, “the other five of you sitting at this table can freeze tonight! Nobody told me it gets this cold in Africa!” If Dan is in fact based on a real person that TB met on Kilimanjaro, I hope he’s a good sport, because he really comes off as a complete douchebag here.