Animal Logic

Hello Snarkers! SoFsDavidO here, takin’ over for a very competent TFHackett as we get up-to-date with Westview’s senior student, Owen Muffinhead and his goat-based shenanigans in today’s strip.

Ow, my ribs! They hurt… I’ve been laughing all day since seeing this strip! The flu! Goat costumes! Cheerleaders and the losing-est football team you’ll ever see!

Is Tombat fishing for a wacky movie deal somewhere here? It has all the makings of it, assuming we’re in 1976.
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Me So Horny

Hello Snarkers! SoFsDavidO here, takin’ over for a very competent TFHackett as we get up-to-date with Westview’s senior student, Owen Muffinhead and his goat-based shenanigans in today’s strip.

I know this is a comic strip but there has to be a way of conveying *some* motion here, otherwise I fail to see why they couldn’t have just stuffed the goat costume with straw and propped it up.

Oh, Happy nightmares!

ShiningGoat

Oh, Stephen King! “The Shining” did for bad
animal costumes what “It” did for clowns.

That Was Unnecessarily Beside the Point

Today’s title wrote itself, so thanks for that, TB.

Also, Owen doesn’t date because TB forces him to wear that hat. Now he won’t date because mascots are uninteresting losers.

Funky Winkerbean is a reality-based comic strip that depicts contemporary issues affecting young adults in a thought-provoking and sensitive manner. [emphasis added]

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Hello Snarks! SoFsDavidO here, takin’ over for a very competent TFHackett as we get up-to-date with Westview’s senior student, Owen Muffinhead in today’s strip.

*sniff* *sniff*– do you smell that? The scent of convoluted, forced shenanigans coming up? We’ve got a whole week of it folks, as it looks like Owen is going to be the Scapegoats mascot in this week’s Very Contrived Plotline!

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