Stamp Buy Me

By this point, the postal clerk is just cracking himself up with all the P.O. bashing. I’m surprised at Darin having the foresight to purchase a “bunch” of stamps. He’s denying himself future opportunities to stand in line and bitch about all the “old people.”

24 thoughts on “Stamp Buy Me”

  1. In today’s mail I received a flyer from the post office explaining how I could order stamps and have them delivered directly to my home. They come in rolls and booklets of 10, 20 and 100. Curiously, they do not offer them by the “bunch.”

    1. Give the kid a break, on the way to the post office he was run over by a flock of deer……………

    2. Local grocery stores also sell them.

      I don’t get the joke, nobody uses stamps anymore?

  2. Boy Lisa dropping off a package may turn out to be more drawn out and tedious than Boy Lisa opening an envelope.

  3. The way BatWhatever just zeroes in on these unbelievably mundane things really is almost kind of something to sort of behold, you know? Day after day of a guy (a really f*cking boring guy, no less) at the post office, mailing something…no one else could do this, or would do this. As Max mentioned above, Boy Lisa and mail, man.

  4. The USPS sells a “bunch” of stamps through grocery stores too, in addition to those sold at post offices. You know what neither of those places, for the most part, sell these days? Comic books.

    And thus, the reason for TB’s ire is revealed.

  5. We don’t see it, of course, but I’m enjoying the thought that Darin bought “a bunch” of 2006 commemorative stamps featuring The Flash.

  6. I’d rather be reminded that Crankshaft is an animal lover who hates people than sit through this.

  7. “We thought we’d never be able to unload these!”

    Must be referring to the Funky WInkerbean commemorative set.

  8. Goddammit, I miss Henry. I may yet be driven back to reading the new Nancy.

  9. The only excitement that could happen in this storyline is if the post office blew up. But I don’t think Batiuk is desperate enough to do that again.

    1. Why not? He keeps bringing back characters he’s killed off. The only way a past character won’t come back is that he abandoned his falafel house and moved back to Afghanistan.

  10. Um, I thought Darin was a Young Person who only communicated via email and The Twitter. So why does he need stamps?

    1. Batiuk loves him, so he’s been granted honorary status as an old fart. He’s entitled to old-age discounts, timeshares in Florida, and the right to whine about the younger generations. All of them, back to the paleolithic.

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