I’m in deep admiration of all the insane comments you guys here and on other platforms have shoveled out to shield us from the madness that is ‘Pete and Mindy Take Montoni’s’. While our gallant Ducky wonders if we’re reaching unsnarkable levels, I feel like this is a fascinating case study in how far the storytelling in the Funkyverse has fallen.
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Hope you all had a very Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, or at least a nice weekend.
I had family in town, was used extensively as a jungle gym by my toddler niece and nephew, and then my housemate caught Covid. Longer post is incoming. In the meantime…enjoy.
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FUNKY WEPT!
Boy, that Montoni’s reopening is really something. No cooks. No wait staff. No trucks of cheese and flour coming in. No trying out the menu items before the opening. Just two people slapping some Christmas decoration clip art onto the background, and getting ready to unlock the door. You could replace Montoni’s with any vague business venture.
On to 2013 for Dead Skunk Head John Howard then. And now that DSH has secured his work husband at his side, the era of Crazy and the Skunk begins.
After long deliberation on my part. I’ve decided to sprint through the last decade or so of Dead Skunk Head John Howard material, taking things at least a year at a time, if not longer, per posts. That way this blog can finally finish this yearlong delving into a boring, comic obsessed, tertiary character. And move on to the boring, comic obsessed, primary characters. Or maybe I’ll get get tired of these characters finally, and move on to obsessing over The Green Pitcher and other inanimate objects.
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