Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)

Summer Less
May 17, 2010 at 12:39 pm
…I just hope tomorrow doesn’t bring a down-trodden-looking Cayla skulking away without letting them know she’s there.

Les, you pathetic, cringing little milksop. “Actually, I did think Cayla might call…guess she has no time for poor me…” Susan, your plan worked perfectly: show up just a couple ticks ahead of Les’ woman, engage in a friendly toast…not allowing her to catch you naked together or anything; that would force a confrontation (and she would no doubt mop the floor with you). Nope, just send her away with a sheepish look on her face, and you’ll soon have Les all to yourself.

Two Silhouettes on the Shade


I know, there’s no shade; it’s a pretty big window through which Cayla spies the “man” of her dreams swilling cheap bubbly with his erstwhile stalker. Cayla, sweetie, you gotta get up pret-ty early in the morning to get the jump on Susan. Why not join the party? Go ahead and crack that bottle…right over Susan’s head. Then use the jagged neck of the bottle to carve up Les.

This Will End in Tears

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Susan arrives in her station wagon with a bottle of Cold Duck to toast Les’ “success”. Les goes from “What’s this all about?” to “POP!” before Susan can even explain what she’s doing there. But, uh-oh…his soon-to-be used-to-be is peepin’ sadly through the door. Nice peripheral vision, Les!

'berry Me

Les’ masterpiece continues its inexorable, glacial slide toward seeing the light of day in print. Following their meeting about nothing (at least he didn’t have to hop a plane for this one), Les’ face still bears that self-satisfied smirk; that is, until panel 3, where he recoils in horror as Will Underwood leans in a little too close to deliver the punchline.