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To mock through haiku
Goaterade is worst aid
Panels 4 and 5
Number 80’s right hand holds
Bottom of cooler
Following panels
Number 80’s right hand holds
Top of the cooler
Vice versa for 5
Continuity error
Par for TB’s course
Empty drink cooler
Devoid of all refreshment
Metaphor for strip
Knee How
The game is over?
Not a single panel of
Game action or rain?
Gil Thorp fans complain
Of no action, have it good
In comparison
Tom Batiuk’s art room
Where there hangs a framed quote
That says “tell, don’t show”
Trouble taking knee
Leads to Scapegoats running play
Kevin Steele happens
Tom Batiuk is the
Kevin Steele of comics page
Except Steele fired
Head linesman for the county
Awkward dialogue
Makes this look like a drug deal
At a Foot Locker
Where are Bull’s players?
Empty sideline, cardboard crowd
Bull got game time wrong
Elmer Thudd
Ugh, Elmer Fudd shtick
Does Bull think folks are saying
Wife’s name, not “window”?
So many cinder blocks
Blocks for days, a great gray void
Not unlike this strip