Upside Yo' Head

I was a band geek in high school, not a jock, so I have to ask: do high school athletes wear uniforms at practice? “Uniform” in the adjective, meaning “identical or consistent; without variations in detail”. Because I’m looking at four teammates wearing four different outfits. From left to right: Earl Tatum sports a softball jersey; Ponytail Chick is in red; Summer opts for a plain white tee; and Kei$ha actually wears a basketball singlet.

I guess the kids still say “chill”, but what person under 50 70 uses “needle” as a verb? And what human being of any age would speak that line in panel 2?

Whither Thou Goest…I Don't Think So

bad wolf
December 2, 2011 at 9:43 am
Now the part where Les somehow avoids taking Cayla on what would be an amazing honeymoon. Because why would she be interested in Africa?

Golobulus
December 3, 2011 at 11:21 am
You know, Les, if you weren’t such an insufferable putz you could’ve used this opportunity to make Cayla really happy ON YOUR HONEYMOON.

Nope, TB’s got other plans for the Kilimanjaro trek, and they don’t include the future Mrs. Les Moore, who graciously withdraws herself from consideration, thus paving the way for next year’s epic daddy/daughter mountaineering arc.

Epicus Doomus
December 3, 2011 at 12:35 am
…You damn well know this guy is going to whine and bitch his way up and down that f*cking mountain while the always-annoying Summer will be quipping and overacting along with him the entire way. Then he’ll come home and brag about it in that irritating, self-depreciating Batomic way of his.

You heard it here first…