The boys have reached the fifth stage of grief: acceptance. Don’t worry, guys: between those mashed potatoes and gravy and water from the drinking fountain, you’re sure to get more than your share of ingredients that are bad for you.
Tag: Cody and Owen
Snack-a-lacka!
Linda the Lunch Cop has rounded up a couple of perps for “in-school detention” (as opposed to what?). In their quest to satisfy their snack food “jones”, Cody and Owen have (gasp!) violated the sanctity of the faculty workroom! Cody attempts to look nonchalant while Principal Nate looks ready to go to work on our homies here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
Fountain of Stupid
Yep, nothin’ like a cold bottle of “pop” from the “vendo”! The boys are having a hard time coming to grips with the loss of the vending machines. I would take Linda to task for condescending to Owen and Cody (“It’s called a drinking fountain”), but Owen is so dense, chances are that he actually needed this explained to him.
Vendo, Vidi, Vici
Life has just commenced to suck even worse for the students of Westview High. Gone are the snack vending machines, leaving only faint shadows on the wall to mark their former location. Apparently Linda has been stationed there to serve as a grief counselor for the traumatized students.
(Aside to our Ohio friends: do they really call vending machines “vendos”? Sounds like some Nadsat slang from A Clockwork Orange.)
But the Levy was Dry
One of the perks of being the Principal is being able to use the school’s message board to chastise the whole town. The bright side in all this, of course, is that now Roberta Blackburn will have to resign her BOE post.
Son of Stuck Funky 
