I don’t know a lot about basketball, and I don’t know anything about the Kyber Rifles (or what they have to do with basketball). I guess what happened tonight was Bull delivered a fiery speech before the game, and the girls came out a little too aggressive. It’s always Bull’s fault.
Tag: football
Turkey Talk
ahwatukee joe
November 24, 2010 at 10:12 am
How did she ring the doorbell?
(Ahwatukee joe’s comment from last year’s turkey sale arc was so deliciously snarky I just had to bring it back.) At least this year Becky is smiling at potential customers rather than threatening them.
We Have Heard the Chimes at Midnight
That Shakespeare Halloween costume must have gone to Les’ head. Did he really expect Bull to pick up on a quotation from Henry IV Part II?
Halftime No-Show
OK, so I understand that “real world” schools have been cutting sports programs for lack of funds — but wouldn’t Westview at least wait until the next school year to make the cut? Instead, everything is “cancelled as of this week“, giving Big Walnut Tech an even easier than usual win over the ‘Goats. Of course Becky, just like her mentor Harry Dinkle, cares only about how this affects the band.
Thankfully, Snarking is Still Free
Sgt. Saunders
October 17, 2011 at 7:00 am
I have a feeling that this week we’ll get the term “school levy” shoved down our collective throats. Let’s see…the “coming school levy”…”the looming school levy”…that seems about right.
Don’t forget the “upcoming school levy”, Sarge!
Batiuk should save himself some time and aggravation by creating a new character. Call him “Befuddled and/or Put-Upon Westview Resident”, and have him serve as the foil for all doorbell gags involving “canvassing”, band candy and band turkey sales. Today’s generic neighbor is merely a moustache and chin away from Maddie’s customer from last month.
Son of Stuck Funky 