Why are we doing this?
I suppose The Guy Upstairs is bored and looking for entertainment again. That would explain the aerial P.O.V. in panel 3: we see what a bored Almighty sees, as He looks down upon Funky working his rehab in the parking lot of the First Church of Westview.
Looks like the Tale of Funky’s Woe is going to go on for at least another week. Our hero’s latest ordeal has him submitting to the poorly drawn yet muscular mitts of a seemingly 7-foot-tall, sexually ambiguous, wisecracking masseur/masseuse. Don’t bother asking for a “happy ending”, Funkman…those are never found in your world.
Son of Stuck Funky 