In today’s strip, the War on Limbs resumes. To wit:

Young Crazy is crazy indeed if he would voluntarily step onto a transporter platform. The car has something like a 0.02% chance of killing you each time it moves you around. The transporter kills the original 100% of the time.
By the way, comic books are “cool.” Working in a comic book store is high-fivin’ “cool”. And so it goes.

After that horror, stepping into the transporter doesn’t seem so bad.