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Tag: Westview High School

Self In-crib-inating

Maddie is shocked, shocked, to learn of the existence of plagarism checking sites. It gets worse: she’s paid good money for a plagiarized plagiarism! In the interest of full disclosure: in spite of the implausibility of the twice-“cribbed” paper (and anyway, what difference would it make?)…Maddie’s Moe Howard-like reaction made me smile.

Unknown's avatarAuthor TFHackettPosted on September 23, 2011Tags Les, Les' yellow shirt, Maddie, the internet, Westview High School

It's Called a Flair for Writing


I had no idea that online term paper mills had become so specialized that you could select not just a topic but also the grade that you were shooting for. Meanwhile, does anybody get the joke here? Is there even a joke to be gotten? And who’s this kid in the background?

Unknown's avatarAuthor TFHackettPosted on September 22, 2011Tags Jinx, Maddie, random students, Westview High School, writing

Hi, Jinx

Maddie makes the mistake of confiding in Jinx, who blurts out her secret loud enough to send Curly Blue Haired Kid looking for a faculty member to snitch to.

Unknown's avatarAuthor TFHackettPosted on September 21, 2011Tags Jinx, Maddie, random students, unnatural hand gestures, Westview High School

Inspiration Meets Desperation

Hey Bull: maybe you could save the school some money by eliminating alternate-color helmets for away games!

As the ‘goats gird their loins for the game, Bull waxes philosophical, quoting Lily Tomlin but also pretty much summing up the day-to-day lonely hell that is life in Westview, Ohio.

Unknown's avatarAuthor TFHackettPosted on September 17, 2011Tags Bull, coloring gaffes, football, sports, unnatural hand gestures, Westview High School

Scapeghosts

sourbelly: “…it looks like…Cory’s face has been run over by a steamroller.” Looks like that steamroller has struck again!

“Ghost? Haunt? Get it?” Anybody else making that statement would be credited with possessing some wit. But since the speaker is brain-dead Bull Bushka, Les immediately assumes that it must be an inadvertent Yogi-ism.

Unknown's avatarAuthor TFHackettPosted on September 15, 2011Tags Bull, Cayla, football, Les, Linda, sports, Westview High School

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  • Other Crap
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    • Batom Comics: The Untold History
    • 2007 – Senior Class Trip to Washington D.C.
    • 1996: Westview Post Office Bombing Arc
    • 2001: Teen Pregnancy Arc
    • 2003: John Byrne Steps In for Batiuk
    • 2007: Darin Seeks His Birth Mother
    • 2010: Funky’s Car Crash and Time Travel
    • Act II “Flash” -back
    • Kent State Mural by Batiuk and Ayers
    • Meet Halle Dinkle
    • Meet the (Act III) Cast
    • Missing FW Cast Members
    • The Starbuck Jones Covers
  • Act IV
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    • Dinkshaft™
    • The Timemop Covers
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