That’s some bedside manner you got there, Mr. Nameless Male Physical Therapist: “Hmmm…must come up with some small talk to break the ice with this fat old douchebag…‘Nice neckbrace’, no, no, that’ll get him mad. ‘Nice t-shirt’? Noooo…wait, I got it…”
“Ahem. Nice water bottle.”
“Ahh, screw you.”
Son of Stuck Funky 