Float-oni

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Gah! While we’re waiting to find out who’s calling Les on the White Courtesy Phone, TB “treats” us to another of Tony Montoni’s wacky holiday postcards. On the plus side, at least this time Tony is not posing in old lady drag. The downside? He’s showing us his legs. Are those the reflections of Florida palms on the water, or is it the lingering residue from last spring’s oil rig disaster?

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  1. i was going to guess they were marijuana leaves.

  2. la gata loca

    @Riff
    You nailed it. Reefer Madness, the Winkerbean Connection.

    That, or else TB just can’t draw a palm tree to save his sorry ass.

  3. Epicus Doomus

    “GAH!” totally summarizes THIS….thing. My question is: why is the recipient (Funky?) of this postcard reading it while standing across the street from Montoni’s in those arctic conditions? Did they just feel like making themselves even more miserable than usual that day? Yep, must be Funky.

    And next week will seemingly be part four or seven or nineteen of the “zany things that happen to accomplished, profound and beloved writers on their book tours” story arc. Double “gah”.

  4. O.B. Dan

    That, or else TB just can’t draw a palm tree to save his sorry ass.

    I’ll take Door #2, Monty…

  5. [W]hy is the recipient (Funky?) of this postcard reading it while standing across the street from Montoni’s in those arctic conditions?

    Actually the postcard is in the hot little hand of Crazy Harry: an older, decrepit version of the stoner mailman in the 80’s flick “Better Off Dead” who reads (and sometimes discards) everybody’s mail along his route.

  6. It’s called Writing.
    Or in other circles it’s called a complete waste of space.

  7. Sgt Saunders

    Those so-called palm trees look like reflections of shadows, or maybe shadows on the water. But nothing would account for the seeming reflection of a beach. No. It appears that Tony has eaten too many pre-intervention pizzas and has left a ghastly trail as he propels himself around on the water with his toxic anal jet.

  8. Again I say unto you: Gah!

  9. Epicus Doomus

    TF: forgot all about Crazy (which is pretty easy to do).

  10. Jeff

    I really enjoy the blog, and I’m glad it’s continuing.
    You MUST know that your dates have been one day behind for weeks.
    For example, today–Sunday–is December 12, not the 11th. Maybe it’s because you post them before midnight?

  11. Yes Jeff it’s because he posts before midnight.

  12. Sgt Saunders

    Ugh. After two days of the Sarge’s latrine humor, I need to examine what this strip is doing and how I am reacting to it. Forgetaboutit. I have the feeling things are about to get weird.

  13. O.B. Dan

    I have the feeling things are about to get weird.

    I have sen the future. Good guess – for Monday, anyway…