I still can’t figure out how Owen’s fake texts were meant to dissuade Cody from pursing Summer Moore, and rather than making things better, Owen’s “fantasy girl” justification just sounds…icky.
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“Fantasy girl”??? TMI, Owen, TMI. Kudos, though, to Batom Inc. for not being afraid to tackle the whole masturbation issue. So daring, so timely.
Well, at least Cody has something to do now besides cooking up idiotic, weakly executed schemes that only end up embarrassing him and…oh, wait. Never mind. Would it really surprise anyone if next week was just all silent strips showing these two morons digging their own graves?
This moronic storyline is entering its THIRD WEEK?!?!?!
Cody: “I can’t believe you had type-sex with me! Thanks to you, my FurryMuck experience is now RUINED FOREVER! Cody McSquirrel will never exist again! YOU KILLED HIM!”
Owen: “I’m sorry. What can I say? I saw you had dreams and I wanted to crush them. It turned me on, having that much power over you!”
Cody: “You can find your own roommate at the next FanaSciMontrsoCon-O-Rama, buddy! From now on, I’m a-takin’ what I want! And what I want is a sexless man-woman sports goddess!”
This is how serial killers start out, isn’t it?
All things considered, Cody’s threat of “I’ll show you who’s fantasizing and who’s not!” is a pretty decent attention-grabber as far as plot movements in this strip goes. I don’t think it’s going to go anywhere or amount to anything, but at least Batiuk has me interested in seeing just how badly this is going to crash and fail. Hey, baby steps!
Do they want her as a girlfriend, or as a fantasy girl? It seems to change from day to day, but if they’re just looking for a fantasy girl, they can certainly share. I mean, any number of adolescents have, say, Chloë Sevigny as a fantasy girl.
So Owen is worried about his friend thinking about the same girl while masturbating as Owen is thinking about while masturbating.
Ick. Yick. No. This is not something that happens among human males. Especially not regarding a girl like Summer.
Enough. Let’s just get Armagaydden started already.
And with that ominous last panel, Cody is off to purchase a gimp suit.
Sorry… I’m still stunned that these two asswipes are nearly coming to blows (well, probably more like a slapfight) over SUMMER.
Betcha BatDick hasn’t even realized that he has had both Goatee Boy AND his daughter fought over by pairs of suitors, even though outside the Flunkyverse, each would struggle to find ONE person attracted to them.
He could have Goatee Boy and Slum Bore sprout wings and fly over Ahia, and it would be more believable than this attractiveness they’re supposed to have.
All things considered, Cody’s threat of “I’ll show you who’s fantasizing and who’s not!” is a pretty decent indicator this storyline is completely out of control. “Les” has overlooked, forgotten, or denied that Sum’ Mo’ doesn’t know he even exists, and is about to make a toal ass of himself in front of the whole school.
This could only be worse if Funky-with-chinfuzz had been sexting with the tall skinny douchebag.
Well, it makes perfect sense doesn’t it? Summer is the only person at Westeeewww High that changes clothes less often than Owen does. Like some feral man-beast of the wood, Owen knows her by her stench, and in in his feverish Chullo-capped brain, he has made Summer his mate. In a year or so, she will be painted on the side of his van – inagine Summer as a maiden on a unicorn from outer space. Tell us, Owen Of The Long Skull, what is the sound of one hand fapping?
You really can’t blame Cody for thinking Summer could be more than his “fantasy girl” (ugh…)
He was obviously reading FW way back when Summer last had a date.
Don’t get me wrong — this is still a nowhere storyline (the only kind in Funkyville), but at least it looks like we’re getting past watching these two clods talk about their hots for Summer, and actually doing something about it. Last week’s anon-o-text bullshit was a Funky time-waster along the lines of Darrin staring at an envelope and Wally standing near a landmine. There’s no reason why this plot couldn’t have gone straight from “Dude, she’s so out of your league” to “Dude, really — this is the girl I masturbate myself to sleep thinking about.” “Oh yeah, well masturbate yourself to THIS!” Frankly, I’m surprised Batiuk didn’t spend 4 weeks having these guys talk about Summer, before ending with “Oops — too late, she already graduated” as a punchline. At this point, I’ll take ANY physical movement to get this storyline over with.
I can’t wait for graduation.. Backache is going to have to either time jump ahead again or introduce yet another cast of unlikeable, marfans afflicted students.
That old strip of Slum Whore cackling about Cory Wankerbone asking her out — She looked like a dood back then too. So yes, it was a Mercy Solo Car Date, and one for which the CW was paid handsomely.
Batdick actually gets paid for this trite?
Sophomore loser dweebs beatin’ off to images of sumore? That’s the best they can imagine? And with all the hot comic chicks in those magazines down at the Komic Korner. Maybe DSH should add a line of blow up Sumore dolls?
Maybe DSH should add a line of blow up Sumore dolls?
Sorry Pookster: the blow-up doll thing has already been done…over at Baldo …
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