Why does Funky not take Wally’s earnest interest in being the new Darin seriously in today’s strip?
Is it because he doesn’t trust Wally to manage Montoni’s or pay his rent?
Is it because he’s mad that Rachel hasn’t shown up for work at Montoni’s since she married Wally?
Is it because he believes that anyone who shows that much enthusiasm in Westview is a Soviet spy or alien pod person?
Is it because he’s mad that he wasn’t able to send Cory to the orphanage that has apparently taken in Wally Jr, Tyler and Little Abbey Klinghorn, Jamie and Kerri Thorp, and now Rachel’s son whose name I don’t remember?
Is it because he’s emphasizing the word “worked” in an awkward phrase while trying to subtly tell Crazy to get back to his job at Komix Korner and quit downing free refills of his $2 bottomless cup of coffee because he’s sick of calling the Royal Cup delivery man every other freaking day?
Is it because he’s a schmuck?