Doink-a Schoen

http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20110105&name=Funky_Winkerbean

So is the whole reason for Keisha challenging Summer to “a little one-on-one” a pretense to talk about Les and Cayla’s relationship? Or did K-Bomb broach the subject merely as a dirty trick to get Sum’ Mo’ to put up a brick? Doink!

Keisha Brings It

http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20110103&name=Funky_Winkerbean

One of the perks of being the heart and soul of the Lady Scapegoats squad: access to the gym for the dynamic duo whenever they’re up for a little one-on-one. Um…do these two young women have any friends aside from one another?

Chron.com Sucks (Update)
Turns out there was something up with Chron.com’s comics pages. I noticed last week that you could no longer access earlier strips by altering the date string in the URL. Now when you do that, a you get a message that says “For comics older than 30 days, go to DailyInk.com”. DailyInk charges an annual membership fee of $19.95. So long, free comic archives. This effectively kills all the links to earlier strips in the Act III section of this blog.

Pencil Mania

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I’ve read this “gag” over and over and, maybe because my senses have been dulled by holiday revelry, I just do not get the punchline. “Four pencils and an eraser” equals five…there’s five on a side, right? So they’re all tall except for one short player (the “eraser”)? But the one player Bull singles out, “number nine, their center”, is especially tall. Wouldn’t that make them four erasers and a pencil? Or one Number 2 pencil and four of those pencils you keep score with at mini golf? And there are only five of them? No subs? Doesn’t “number nine, their center” have a name? I know there are at least a couple of you who know basketball. Please enlighten me.