If The Knee is better than ever, why is Summer still sporting a knee brace? Just being cautious, I guess. Both knees better be strong and healthy lest they buckle under the weight of Summer’s massive head.
Tag: Bull
Upside Yo' Head
I was a band geek in high school, not a jock, so I have to ask: do high school athletes wear uniforms at practice? “Uniform” in the adjective, meaning “identical or consistent; without variations in detail”. Because I’m looking at four teammates wearing four different outfits. From left to right: Earl Tatum sports a softball jersey; Ponytail Chick is in red; Summer opts for a plain white tee; and Kei$ha actually wears a basketball singlet.
I guess the kids still say “chill”, but what person under 50 70 uses “needle” as a verb? And what human being of any age would speak that line in panel 2?
Knee Jerk
I’d imagine that rehabbing a knee can be especially hard work for someone who is not a licensed physical therapist. Naw, that’s just kooky Coach Bushka’s way of trying to get a rise out of his star player (and it’s working).
“Got our season back” is in the running to become the next “coming reunion” phrase…
Goodnight, Ladies
Now that the She-Goats have gotten their season back, Coach Bull wastes no time in making himself feel like he has some purpose in life.
“Maybe we need to rethink how happy we should be feeling.” Now there’s something that should be painted under the “Welcome to Westview” sign!
The Sports is Saved
I have no idea why everyone had to leave the country club and travel to Montoni’s, in sleeting weather no less, to tally up the take from the “Save the Sports” raffle. To the astonishment of no one who reads this blog, the fundraiser was a huge success. Future prom couple Summer and Keisha throw discretion to the wind and use the occasion to engage in a PDA*.
(*Public display of affection)

