"..and why do they call Funky Winkerbean a comic if readers never laugh?"

*bashes head into a wall*

First off, hats off to an eagle eyed reader that pointed out that yesterday’s anonymous band member was actually Cody! I could not tell. Faces and ages aren’t drawn with enough consistency for me to identify all of Westview’s various Marfan’s afflicted denizens.

Thanks to graduating off 90% of the high school characters, we’re now left with these two unlikable nerdlings who just happen to be into– drumroll please… comics!

Riddle me this: How did John from Komix Korner have trouble coming up with his rent when the only thing to spend money on in Westview is pizza or comic books!?

For Cryin' Out Cloud

sourbelly
September 13, 2012 at 1:14 am
So…Black Cloud vs. Good Cloud. Superman helps Good Cloud (he’s the good guy, I’m guessing, based on his name) defeat Black Cloud (bad guy) with The Silver Lining (what?). That sounds really stupid, folks!

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Oh, wait, it gets even better! The Silver Lining appears from out of nowhere! In a flash of light! Now that’s what I call “writing!” Incredibly lame, puerile, crappy writing. Even the Lord of the Late is appalled.

The "Grounded" One

Wondering exactly what today’s strip is all about? Me too. So I Googled “Superman walk across America” and read about “Superman: Grounded“, a story arc in the Superman comic series. ComicsAlliance.com put “Superman: Grounded” at the top of its list of the 5 Worst Comics of 2010:

It’s the Superman story that J. Michael Straczynski abandoned to write a different Superman story, one that’s more lucrative and targeted to a wider audience. Straczynski ended up managing four – #701, #702, #703, and #705 – and then called it a day.

One wonders why Tom Batiuk would relate to such a despised series in the Superman canon…

I have no idea what Straczynski ultimately intended to say with “Grounded,” and since he isn’t finishing the story, I’ll never know. But Superman #701 reads like a mini-thesis of its own, and it has a very clear message: Anyone who criticizes this comic is stupid and shallow and should shut the hell up…The comic is crazy defensive from the get-go, obsessed with boxing out its inevitable critics by devoting four full pages and parts of three others to condescending to belittling or humiliating reader stand-ins who dare to question the wisdom of the story Straczynski has chosen to write. Reporters ask Superman questions and get disdainful, witheringly minimal non-answers in return.

OK, now I think I see.

John
September 10, 2012 at 1:18 am
For a guy with buddies in the industry, Tom continues to show a marked ignorance for something he purports to love so very much.

That ignorance would extend to the comics industry’s retail arm as well. Last month we saw John taking a pass on Pete’s sizeable and no doubt profitable comics collection. Today we have a comic book seller talking a kid out of buying a comic book.

Oh Lord, Not Again

Look at the bright side: hopefully this week will serve as Pete’s swan song. Once again he’s faced with a deadline, and once again he is utterly and totally seized with writer’s block. Meet the guy entrusted with the world’s most iconic and beloved superhero…

Hopefully too, perhaps after this week TB will retire the creepy “Lord of the Late”. Not only is TB plagiarizing this earlier arc, he’s recycling the art as well: compare today’s panel with this Sunday strip from 2008 (or just see below).