I’ll tell ya what’s “disturbing”: check out the way Holly’s reindeer is sniffing Les’ reindeer’s butt!
Why does Holly find Funky’s singing “disturbing”? It’s because she knows it’s one more manifestation of the Montoni’s Curse.
The premature aging has already taken its toll (look how young Tony and Funky looked in 2006)…
Then it’s on to the mangling of familiar, well-known song lyrics…
Now that the She-Goats have gotten their season back, Coach Bull wastes no time in making himself feel like he has some purpose in life.
“Maybe we need to rethink how happy we should be feeling.” Now there’s something that should be painted under the “Welcome to Westview” sign!
“Are you sure this comic book is worth anything, John?
“Here’s what it listed for in the price guide in fair condition.”
“Really!? ‘Fair’ condition, huh? Well I wonder what condition it would be in if it were properly bagged and boarded, or even slabbed? It’d probably be worth a lot more, am I right? Sigh…I’ll take your comic for the ‘Save the Sports Raffle’…but I think I’ll just refer to it as a coloring book.”
So the clusterf**k that is the Save the Sports Raffle hurtles onward at breakneck speed, thanks in no small part to the estimable interpersonal skills of Chamber of Commerce president Winkerbean. No doubt it will be a smashing success, even with less than a week to publicize the event. “All of the local eateries” will be providing the food, meaning the menu will consist of pizza (natch), kebabs and tacos.
Funky grudgingly accepts the travel agent’s generous donation of a trip to Tanzania to climb Kilimanjaro. Judging from his reaction, this makes for such a lame prize (especially compared to a Disney vacation) that he has no choice but to foist it off as a “mystery trip”. Kind of weird coming from an author who’s actually climbed Kilimanjaro himself!
Son of Stuck Funky 