“So Crazy Harry is fifty-two!” No shit, really? Y’know, because he doesn’t look a day under seventy-five! Funky and Holly treat our quinquagenarian postman to a Montoni’s pie with delicious melted wax topping.
Say what you will about Batiuk; he must be a man of faith. How do we know this? Because he takes so many Sundays off! Great birthday tribute by the way…nothing says “happy birthday” like a reminder that “the sands of time are running out”.
Having squandered his assets (including Maddie’s college fund) on a stupid Tarzan book yesterday, Crazy Harry can no longer afford his customary cup of coffee. But he’s not going to let that stop him from harassing harried waitress Rachel, who is clearly not in the mood.
FW “Blogs” update: TB has updated his Blogs page to announce that he’s “Hitting the Road” in 2012 to flog The Complete Funky Winkerbean, Vol. I. Unlike Les, though, TB’s is limiting his itinerary mostly to Ohio, but he’ll also be hitting Philly, Illinois and Texas. They never come up into the hills…
Oh boy, another Pete ‘n’ Crazy Sunday. I guess Pete’s over his writer’s block: the guy who used to be seized with panic when he had to come up with an idea now gets “cool” ideas even while chillin’ at Montoni’s. New ideas don’t come so easily to TB, so he defaults to his trusty “modern technology is useless/evil” theme.
I’ll tell ya what’s “disturbing”: check out the way Holly’s reindeer is sniffing Les’ reindeer’s butt!
Why does Holly find Funky’s singing “disturbing”? It’s because she knows it’s one more manifestation of the Montoni’s Curse.
The premature aging has already taken its toll (look how young Tony and Funky looked in 2006)…
Then it’s on to the mangling of familiar, well-known song lyrics…
Now that the She-Goats have gotten their season back, Coach Bull wastes no time in making himself feel like he has some purpose in life.
“Maybe we need to rethink how happy we should be feeling.” Now there’s something that should be painted under the “Welcome to Westview” sign!
Son of Stuck Funky 