Montoni's – Page 66 – Son of Stuck Funky

Dry Wit

Having squandered his assets (including Maddie’s college fund) on a stupid Tarzan book yesterday, Crazy Harry can no longer afford his customary cup of coffee. But he’s not going to let that stop him from harassing harried waitress Rachel, who is clearly not in the mood.

FW “Blogs” update: TB has updated his Blogs page to announce that he’s “Hitting the Road” in 2012 to flog The Complete Funky Winkerbean, Vol. I. Unlike Les, though, TB’s is limiting his itinerary mostly to Ohio, but he’ll also be hitting Philly, Illinois and Texas. They never come up into the hills…

Nap' Time

Oh boy, another Pete ‘n’ Crazy Sunday. I guess Pete’s over his writer’s block: the guy who used to be seized with panic when he had to come up with an idea now gets “cool” ideas even while chillin’ at Montoni’s. New ideas don’t come so easily to TB, so he defaults to his trusty “modern technology is useless/evil” theme.

Dreck the Halls

I’ll tell ya what’s “disturbing”: check out the way Holly’s reindeer is sniffing Les’ reindeer’s butt!

Why does Holly find Funky’s singing “disturbing”? It’s because she knows it’s one more manifestation of the Montoni’s Curse.

The premature aging has already taken its toll (look how young Tony and Funky looked in 2006)…

Then it’s on to the mangling of familiar, well-known song lyrics…

What’s next? Embarrassing personalized greeting cards?

Goodnight, Ladies

Now that the She-Goats have gotten their season back, Coach Bull wastes no time in making himself feel like he has some purpose in life.

“Maybe we need to rethink how happy we should be feeling.” Now there’s something that should be painted under the “Welcome to Westview” sign!

The Sports is Saved

I have no idea why everyone had to leave the country club and travel to Montoni’s, in sleeting weather no less, to tally up the take from the “Save the Sports” raffle. To the astonishment of no one who reads this blog, the fundraiser was a huge success. Future prom couple Summer and Keisha throw discretion to the wind and use the occasion to engage in a PDA*.

(*Public display of affection)