Moving day continues… He may have issues with meeting deadlines, but Mopey Pete is nothing if not loyal. He has moved beyond relinquishing his “Darin’s Best Friend” status to Jessica five (ten? fifteen?) years ago, and is now content to gaze adoringly at his blond ex-bestie as he schleps boxes up to the guest suite at Moore Manor. Pete must not be sleeping well…in panel 2, he’s sporting bags under his eyes to rival those of the elderly Moe Howard.
Tag: Pete
Movin' On Up
There’ll be no confusing Summer with mopey Pete today, since they’re both in the same “shot”. Darin wastes no time moving his worldly goods into Moore Manor. Les shares the “cool” news with Cayla, who apparently is still laboring under the assumption that Les is telepathic. Listen, girl: as long as you continue to keep your thoughts to yourself instead of telling Les what time it is, you totally deserve every thoughtless, demeaning insult he bestows on you…
Pete Arose
…You mean it was all just a dream? Pete is jolted back to (within a quarter-inch from) reality, and looks positively inspired. Wait until the editors at DC get Pete’s latest story treatment: Superman versus Deadline Doom and Writer’s Block! Soon Pete’ll be wearing a red apron and bussing tables downstairs with Wally.
Procrasturbation
OK, so…procrastination is a superpower? I thought procrastination is what got Pete into this situation…Googling himself, drinking Montoni’s lousy coffee, obsessively rearranging his workspace…Oh, but Pete’s a “pro” at it. That makes sense.
Smash! Wednesday
Who hasn’t found themselves in this situation before? Oh…everybody? Pete’s inability to keep to deadlines, coupled with an isolated lifestyle, has caused him to experience full-blown hallucinations.
Son of Stuck Funky 
