More Wisdom from Bull

If the gag requires shoehorning in an acute accent for us to understand that it’s not “consume” but “consumé“, then by golly, the gag is pretty weak. TB could’ve spelled it “consommé”; it’d still be correct. Not any funnier, but still correct.

In any event,  the look on the face of that Channel 1 reporter (whose last name, I’ll bet, is “Williams”)  isn’t a reaction to Bull’s latest Bushka-ism.  Rather, he’s startled to see Bull’s head suddenly expanding to the width of his shoulders!

Large and in Charge

TWEEEEET!” Keisha makes the ultimate defensive sacrifice, selling it so effectively that the ref blows the whistle (and uses the wrong hand to signal) before she even hits the floor. You would think that a self-professed “jock” like Cayla would admire her daughter’s intense play, but instead she chastises hubby-to-be for showing some enthusiasm.

I’m at a Loss to Come Up with a Title Here. Sorry.

Sgt. Saunders
February 3, 2012 at 12:43 am
This is the bottom of the stupid barrel. Earlier in the week Owen was oblivious—he maintained he had done nothing wrong. Now, it seems he knows what “gave it away”. Query how he could think that he had tipped his hand when he didn’t know he was doing anything wrong in the first place. Owwww. My head hurts.

Yup. After feigning innocence/ignorance when confronted by Mr. Moore, it turns out the little turd was aware all along that copying his assignment from Wikipedia was the wrong thing to do. Why else would Owen have been prepared to offer an excuse? And Les’ reputation for being lax on plagiarists seems to have gotten around: his is the only class where one could expect extra credit for doing no work…

And yes, “shanked” is already in the Batiuktionary…it was added after Maddie used it in the course of her plagiarism arc.

Unknowen

Merry Pookster
January 28, 2012 at 1:54 pm
…Let’s re-do an old storyline for the next week before we continue with girls BB.

Clearly Pookster peeked ahead (tsk, tsk!) to find that, yes, TB is rehashing revisiting a pet topic of his: students plagiarizing from online sources. This time the offender is Owen. Poor, dumb Owen. In his mind, since he copied from Teh Internets instead of an actual, physical book, well what’s the problem?

Dreck the Halls

I’ll tell ya what’s “disturbing”: check out the way Holly’s reindeer is sniffing Les’ reindeer’s butt!

Why does Holly find Funky’s singing “disturbing”? It’s because she knows it’s one more manifestation of the Montoni’s Curse.

The premature aging has already taken its toll (look how young Tony and Funky looked in 2006)…

Then it’s on to the mangling of familiar, well-known song lyrics

What’s next? Embarrassing personalized greeting cards?