Because today’s strip is about comical books, Mr. Oddnoc has enlisted perennial sophomores Owen and Cody to do the daily commentary. They will provide the puerile perspective and gravitas that Batominc bloviating about comic books warrants.
Cody: OMG, dude, I drew a better splash page when I was in first grade.
Owen: Totally! This Chester guy is pretty fat, even for an old guy.
Cody: Yeah, he must be, like, 30.
Owen: He’s got, like, double chins everywhere. Like, even on the back of his head.
Cody: Holy s——t, dude! Who’s that freaky kid? Why does his head come out of a sheet?
Owen: I think it’s supposed to be Chester. Look at all the chins!