The Cocoa in Cayla’s Cupboard

Girl, what took you so long? Cayla has finally had enough of fetching snacks to Les, who is busy “losing himself” out in the garage all hours of the day and night. Tonight, she will act. “I got your Hot COCOA mix right HERE MOTHERFUCKA

We interrupt today’s snark to bring you Son of Stuck Funky’s 7th Anniversary Contest!

Yes friends, April 9th marks the seventh anniversary of SoSF! Pats on the back all around, and a tip of the Funky fez to our esteemed staff of volunteers: senior partner sosfdavido, executive administrator epicusdoomus, and most esteemed editors beckoningchasm, billytheskink, oddnoc, and HeyItsDave. I’d like to raise a glass to the original stuckfunky whose concept I hijacked and carried on.

Yeah that’s great, thanks guys. Tell us about this Contest!

Don’t get too excited: first prize (the only prize) is your choice of 11 oz. mug from the Funky Winkerbean CafePress store! A $9.95 value, and I’ll cover shipping to your address (U.S. only). No more having to drink you coffee straight from the pot.

Right click to downloadHOW TO ENTER: I’ve taken panel three of today’s strip and Photoshopped out the “Hot Cocoa Mix.” What’s Cayla really got brewing for her man? Download and mark up the blank template to tell us.

Image editing skills/software not required!  If you have access to Photoshop, go for it, but you can use MS Paint, SnagIt, or a free online tool like BeFunky (!). Post your entry as a comment below: the doctored image whose comment receives the most Thumbs Up will be declared the winner. Voting ends midnight EDT Thursday 9PM EDT Wednesday and the winner will be announced Friday Wednesday night. TFH sez: I’ve opted to end the contest early as it looks like voter interest has peaked. See this post for the winner.

Thanks to every one of you for reading and commenting! Stay Funky!

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23 responses to “The Cocoa in Cayla’s Cupboard

  1. Epicus Doomus

    I swear, if he’s sitting in there talking to that cat again….

  2. spacemanspiff85

    That was my first idea. 😛 Now to think up a second. 😛

  3. Charles

    Somedays you just have to go low.

  4. First thing I thought of, Epicus wrought.

  5. count of tower grove

    So I went to the Stuckfunky page. I must say the quality of the art has to put it kindly, devolved in the last seven years.

  6. ian'sdrunkenbeard


  7. ian'sdrunkenbeard

    Damn. I was able to create an image but I can’t figure out how to post it here. The label read, “Vladimir’s Own Polonium 210 Robust Blend”.

  8. Jimmy

    I tried several times, too, Ian….I had a white surrender flag as well as a doormat image. I anyone wants to use that to win, I won’t be upset.

  9. Jimmy

    Based on the original stuck funky, has anyone noticed that Cayla is the original Cell Phone girl?

  10. What bothers me is that yet again, Cayla has accepted this stupid situation without a murmur of dissent. She’ll bring him his cocoa because that’s what a mom is for.

  11. Rusty Shackleford

    Damn you Epicus, I was thinking the same while reading the contest rules!

    Looks like a lot of us picked the obvious!

  12. If you’re having trouble posting images here: uploading to should work. Once your image is uploaded, don’t use imgur’s “Copy” button to get the link. Right click on the image itself and go to “Copy image address” or “Copy image URL”, then paste that link right into the “Leave a Reply” box on this page.


    Cayla. I’m all for your plan of poisoning Dickface’s cocoa, but you need to plan this out a little better. Even though he’s dead, yo’re still stuck in fucking Westview. You need to see Funky’s estate planner and make sure you have anything in financial order. Also need to follow the long difficult task of getting your passport renewed. Heck, you probably need to follow Funky & Dinkle’s entre plotlines the last few months to ensure your success.

  14. Really can’t think of anything beyond what Epicus has done. The others are good too, but that one fits perfectly. Oh well.

  15. ian'sdrunkenbeard

  16. TB’s unexpected blog entry on a Monday confirms he reads the comments. So he’s not completely tone deaf after all – maybe. When you get busted for a “racist” implication, though, it’s hard to remain purposefully oblivious.

  17. Rusty Shackleford


    Wow, Batty was quick to virtue signal and apologize for Sunday’s strip.

    I guess he doesn’t stay up all night in the garage (er studio) drinking hot cocoa and writing his little heart out.

    Batty, we know you are not racist, but this is what happens when you just do the bare minimum and slap crap together.

  18. Batty, we know you are not racist, but this is what happens when you just do the bare minimum and slap crap together.

    I completely agree. and that’s why I only mentioned it in passing. Ok, and in the post title, I couldn’t just let it go.

  19. Epicus Doomus

    Dear Mr. B: to clarify, no one here really believes you’re a racist, it was just more delicious low-hanging fruit is all. You DO have an incredible knack for stringing together some clumsy sentences though…never change, my man, never change!