In Soviet Russia, the Sack Hits You!

Cayla’s definitely put something in Les’ hot cocoa, but instead of lethal poison (our choice), mayhap she’s slipped in a little sumpin’ sumpin’ that will put some lead in Les’ stubby little pencil. Have we ever seen Les be the one to initiate a romantic encounter, with Cayla or any of the women who’ve fought over his writer ass? At least this time Cayla doesn’t have to take Les by the hand and drag him up the stairs.

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20 responses to “In Soviet Russia, the Sack Hits You!

  1. The idea that any woman would find Les attractive is far more unbelievable than anything ever published in The Flash.

  2. “I think you’ve spent enough time with Lisa for tonight…”

    I think Batiuk’s spent enough time with Lisa or the rest of his life.

  3. spacemanspiff85

    Cayla, Les apparently still cries out Lisa’s name when he’s in bed with you. He can never spend enough time with her.

  4. Epicus Doomus

    You show me a woman who gets turned on by a guy who spends all day sequestered in the garage writing about Lisa and I’ll show you one hell of a hilarious second wife wish-fulfillment fantasy. I mean look at the guy, still simpering over that stupid book like he’s cranking out “Moby Dick II…The Bigger Whale” or something and not just another dumb book about his long-dead first wife. She’s been fetching his drinks and screening his calls while he sits out there wanking and now she’s ready to rock his world before letting him hit the hay? Why not have her eat garbage and shit gold coins too? It’s equally believable.

  5. billytheskink

    Two cups, one girl… for some reason I thought it would be more interesting.

  6. See? This story from The Flash is far more believable than a woman finding Les attractive.

  7. count of tower grove

    It’s clear Less would rather stay with Lisa. Caucayla should head over to Principal Nate’s.

  8. Jimmy

    So, now we know how Cayla gets her kicks. She actually enjoys being humiliated.

  9. Epicus Doomus

    TFH: Remember the one where Susan Smith attacked Les in a moment of sheer animal lust and got herself humiliated and fired? Or when Cayla gave him her “now or never” ultimatum and dragged him (gak) upstairs to close the deal? Or when Lisa started shamelessly groping at him in front of guests during Les’ big New Year’s Eve party? The ladies can’t keep their hands off Act III Les, he doesn’t have to initiate anything. That wish-fulfillment thing again.

  10. Given that Batiuk still refers to where they live as Les and LISA’S place, I don’t see boots getting knocked any time soon.

  11. Rusty Shackleford

    @beckoning

    Great work! I like how you updated the back cover of the book. You showed more attention to detail than Batty ever did.

  12. Rusty Shackleford

    Wow Cayla looks a lot different in that old strip. So as black people age, they turn into white people? How come the Principal didn’t change?

  13. @Epicus Doomus. Susan actually resigned after a photo of her and Les appeared on the ‘Net, and Principal Nate found out about it.

  14. $$$WESTVIEW ONCOLOGIST$$$

    That is not the look of a woman try to be seductive to her husband. That is the look of a woman who is delighting on the prospect of her husband convulsing to a painful death on strychnine laced cocoa. Thought to be fair, I would be delighted at the prospect of Les dying a painful death.

  15. Hitorque

    @Rusty Shackleford: I guess Batiuk was getting complaints about Cayla being “too exotic”, or “too ethnic” for whitebread Northeast/Central Ohio…

  16. Comic Book Harriet

    @Beckoning Chasm.
    Glorious work my friend! I’ve got a new computer background!

    Maybe Cayla doesn’t WANT a full-time husband who loves her. Maybe she’s okay being a sister-wife with corpse. She picked Les because she knows that emotionally he’ll always be dependent on ghost Lisa and invisible cats and won’t bug her by trying have a ‘relationship’. He sits locked in his little garage, while she lives in his house, uses his money, pressures him into sex when she wants, and will some day collect his social security and pension benefits.

    Let Lisa have his worthless heart and mind. Cayla just wanted a checkbook and a fuckbuddy.

  17. Hitorque

    You know your pussy game is weak when it barely competes with your husband beating his meat to his dead first wife’s memory…

  18. I agree with Rusty – she’s gone “full Michael Jackson” with the lips and nose. I mean, getting rid of the natural for her isn’t much different from my wife doing a haircolor change; everyone does it. But the plastic surgery that basically turns her into a dark tan version of Cindy strikes me as very telling: TB literally forgot how to draw her; or changed her looks, didn’t bother to work it into a story arc, and figured no one would notice because, well, in his mind, dark tan is sufficient to signify it’s an interracial marriage; or he actually is a racist, albeit not on a conscious level, retconning her so she fully matches his Caucasian ideal of female beauty and no longer displays all those unsettling African physical traits – which of course would require him to put extra effort into the actual drawing of his character. Actually, the latter scenario makes the most sense: he’s just lazy.

  19. Double Sided Scooby Snack

    “Let’s hit the sack. I’ll f*** the Lisa right out of you.”

    Seriously, what an ugly face she’s making! Is that Batso’s idea of a sexy look??