Carpet of Lies

I know we’ve all been wondering what’s become of Owen and Cody since they graduated Westview High: today we see that Owen’s traded his trademark chullo for the hated orange vest and the pals now work together delivering carpet for the Home Depot. A wacky mixup ensues when the boys realize they’ve delivered a white carpet instead of the customary red one!


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18 responses to “Carpet of Lies

  1. Epicus Doomus

    A very rare four-paneler…wow! The last four-paneler I remember was the one where the handles on Lisa’s casket broke and it ended up sliding into the local duck pond. Then again that was a far more complex arc than this one is.

    “Beep beep”??? Those sort of wise-ass antics might fly in Ohio but if you try that “beep beep” and thumb-jerking around here you’ll end up getting kicked in the jaw.

    • ian'sdrunkenbeard

      I didn’t know that Bill Clinton was the mayor of Centerville!

      • ian'sdrunkenbeard

        Great minds…Good one, Billy! I didn’t think I was the only one who thought he looked like Bill C., and I was just thinking of the SNL skit where he’s supposed to be out jogging and instead he’s stealing fries.

        I guess I should refresh the page before I post!

  2. billytheskink

    Did I just wake up in 1995 or has depicting fictional politicians as Bill Clinton come back in style. Do we get a joke about the mayor eating at McDonald’s tomorrow?

  3. There, dammit, it’s fixed!

  4. Great. Another annoying attempt to make people care about the cast of Crankshaft. I’d sooner actually drink the coyote urine people are going to spend the week accidentally drinking than have to look at them being boring and useless here too.

  5. Chyron HR

    Ha ha, he can’t remember the name of the town! I bet Pete Rodgers would be outraged if he knew about this.

  6. Smirks 'R Us

    So over in Crankshaft land, Jffff’s reaction to drinking coyote urine is to calmly hand the glass back to Ed, remain seated and have a reasoned discussion as to why Ed possessed such a thing. I am pretty sure the normal reaction would involve swearing, vomiting, and searching for ANYTHING else to wash the taste out. Mind you, none of that is actually funny but neither is what BatHack wrote.

  7. sgtsaunders

    Only in the Funkyverse does a red carpet turn an ashen death-gray once it’s unrolled.

  8. You guys! The “Lisa’s Legacy Trilogy” box set drops September 21, 2017. Only eighty bucks!


      I like to think there really is some rabid Funky Winkerbean fanatic out there that has been waiting months for this trilogy to come out (Not you TF!). Granted, he probably has to wait for the orderlies to remove his restraints first before he uses electronic devices.

    • Eight hundred and sixty-two pages. Eight HUNDRED and sixty-TWO pages.


    I don’t know if being Mayor of Centersville was the right career choice for Bill Clinton.

  10. the dreamer

    Cedarville home of Our Lady of the Tall Cedars, the school with the Amazon women’s basketball team that got upset by Westview in the state finals a while back

  11. Rusty Shackleford

    Wow, so they couldn’t even color the carpet red. Poor craftsmanship. Poor indeed.