If Smiles Could Kill

You know, if somehow you’d made it this far reading this strip and still expected some level of quality and for it to make sense, today’s strip would confuse you. Like, Mason is a star because of comics. Harry helped him prepare for the biggest role of his career. Interacting with his fans would be good for his image. But sure, let’s have Mason be the sole person in this strip who isn’t obsessed with comics, all for the sake of hilarity. Wait, something’s missing . . .


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14 responses to “If Smiles Could Kill

  1. Epicus Doomus

    Remember, Mason once expressed a desire to someday move to and live in Westview. If he wants that to work out he’s gonna need a major attitude adjustment regarding comic books. What next, will they have to twist his arm to get him to eat a few slices? When in Rome, Mason.

  2. Amazing how Cindy went from Beach Blanket Bimbo to Naggy Nancy. She aged about 30 years almost overnight.

  3. billytheskink

    Well, given that the alternative to free comic book day at Komix Korner is probably watching Butter Brinkel DVDs with Cindy at Les’ house… Mason is probably hoping to find a nice peaceful oven to stick his head into.

  4. Paul Jones

    Leave him be. He’s probably trying to figure out why Cindy has the same hairstyle and face Cayla does now.

  5. Charles

    Does anyone in this strip NOT do something all half-assed?

  6. Gerard Plourde

    So Free Comic Book Day is a real thing but it’s not happening this week. It’s held annually on the first Saturday in May. Wonder why it’s dropped into today’s strip.

    • Gerard Plourde

      Also incredibly presumptuous to ask Mason, star of the Starbuck Jones franchise, to make a personal appearance. (Not to mention that there may be contractual concerns.)

    • Rusty Shackleford

      Oh I thought it was a twist on the old joke: Free Beer – Tomorrow

      Why does Mason stay with Cindy anyways, he could easily do much better.

  7. Don

    Free Comic Book Day? That’s in three weeks! Is this story line going to be stretched out that long?

    And yes, FCBD is a real thing – in fact, I have a YouTube video of when I waited 2 1/2 hours in line at the store that created FCBD back in 2016.

  8. Doc

    I just went on FleaBay and bought a metric ton of “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter Brinkle!”