The Power And The Snore-y

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Lacking anything of actual substance to say, strong female role model Cindy opts to brag about her salary instead, much to Dick Facey’s infernally smirking delight. What a waste of time, ink and paper. Maybe next year the “mass com” class can convert to some sort of pizza and comic books workshop, in which case they’ll have a whole host of interesting guest speakers to choose from.


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9 responses to “The Power And The Snore-y

  1. Gerard Plourde

    Well, based on that question from one of the twins imported from Crankshaft, it’s clear that Westview High doesn’t teach critical thinking skills. This lack comes as no surprise since they’ve employed clearly incompetent Les for decades.

    • Epicus Doomus

      And as soon as a student asks her a serious question, Cindy reverts back to her default setting: shallow and wry. Les’ students had the opportunity to meet a successful Emmy award winning news anchor and journalist and all she had to offer them was “it’s all bullshit” and “wanna know how much money I make?”. No encouragement, no advice, just dumb wisecracks and empty babbling. Even Westview’s one true success story is miserable and unfulfilled with her career, she might as well have never left and just opened a Botox clinic instead. I hear the old “Citizen’s Khan’s” storefront is available.

      • Rusty Shackleford

        At least Cindy is up on her “woke” platitudes….yeah, truth to power, whatever that means.

        Is Les smirking because his students are finally seeing the mess the world is in thanks to Batty’s generation?

    • Rusty Shackleford

      They should have a vocational pizza making class, at least then the students will learn something useful, something they can use to make money.

  2. Paul Jones

    Colbert is right. Cynicism doesn’t learn and it can’t be taught things.

  3. billytheskink

    A nice thought, Cindy, but we all know Les isn’t going to allow anyone in his class to speak truth to him.

    • Rusty Shackleford

      Why would he? Like Batty, he holds all the correct opinions and thus has no need for truth.

  4. Double Sided Scooby Snack

    “Remember the bravery and heroism of the national Media! Protectors of Democracy! Vanguard of the TRUTH! Saintly Disciples of Hillary Rodham-Rodham!”

    “Oh, you mean the people who fired your butt for being old, even though you look about 20-25, depending on how lazy the artist is on a given day?”

    “What do you mean ‘20-25’??? Look right here… Ayrhead whipped a line under each of my eyes. I’m OLD today!”

    “Neh. You just look like a sleepy 20 year old.”

    “Well never mind all that! The national media is all that stands between you and a fuckin’ gulag, buster. Fight the power! Workers of the world unite! Blah! Blah blah blah! Blahblahblah!!”