Category: Son of Stuck Funky

B-a-a-a-a-a-a-d Concussion

Hello Snarkers! SoFsDavidO here, takin’ over for a very competent TFHackett as we get up-to-date with Westview’s senior student, Owen Muffinhead and his goat-based shenanigans in today’s strip.

Good news, Owen caught the ball! Bad news, I’m no doctor but those little squiggly marks above his head don’t look good.
Oh, how timely and relevant to today’s concern over untreated concussions among high school football players.

Considering how slight Owen is compared to the mountain gorillas he’s in the game with, I guess we should be relieved his head isn’t still in the goat’s head.

That’s Goat To Hurt

Hello Snarkers! SoFsDavidO here, takin’ over for a very competent TFHackett as we get up-to-date with Westview’s senior student, Owen Muffinhead and his goat-based shenanigans in today’s strip.

Not to nickpick continuity here, which is normally just flawless, but why in the hell is Cody watching from the sidelines? Why isn’t he in his band uniform? Why does Mrs. Booberry come to a football game?

I need to queue up Yakety Sax for the rest of these strips and give up on any of this making sense.

Animal Logic

Hello Snarkers! SoFsDavidO here, takin’ over for a very competent TFHackett as we get up-to-date with Westview’s senior student, Owen Muffinhead and his goat-based shenanigans in today’s strip.

Ow, my ribs! They hurt… I’ve been laughing all day since seeing this strip! The flu! Goat costumes! Cheerleaders and the losing-est football team you’ll ever see!

Is Tombat fishing for a wacky movie deal somewhere here? It has all the makings of it, assuming we’re in 1976.
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Me So Horny

Hello Snarkers! SoFsDavidO here, takin’ over for a very competent TFHackett as we get up-to-date with Westview’s senior student, Owen Muffinhead and his goat-based shenanigans in today’s strip.

I know this is a comic strip but there has to be a way of conveying *some* motion here, otherwise I fail to see why they couldn’t have just stuffed the goat costume with straw and propped it up.

Oh, Happy nightmares!

ShiningGoat

Oh, Stephen King! “The Shining” did for bad
animal costumes what “It” did for clowns.

That Was Unnecessarily Beside the Point

Today’s title wrote itself, so thanks for that, TB.

Also, Owen doesn’t date because TB forces him to wear that hat. Now he won’t date because mascots are uninteresting losers.

Funky Winkerbean is a reality-based comic strip that depicts contemporary issues affecting young adults in a thought-provoking and sensitive manner. [emphasis added]