Son of Stuck Funky – Page 783 – Son of Stuck Funky

Giving Away the Store

Inside the soon-to-be-closed-for-good Famous Ray’s Montoni’s Pizza, Funky laments having to waste what’s left of the inventory. Guess it’s not worth shipping back to Ohio. So the two friends recreate the Miracle of the Loaves and Fishes and feed the Manhattan multitude, and in a weird, labor-intensive way, Funky’s dream is at long last realized.

Don't Dream it's Over

Down-on-his-heels pizza magnate Funky has arrived in New York City with his best friend/flunky Les to “shutter” the apparently already-shuttered Montoni’s East. Les, carrying a cardboard box (the universal symbol of GTFO) tries to cheer up his old friend…but Funky, referring to himself in the third person, informs Les that “it’s over, Johnny….over!”