Sunday, July 21

Link to today’s strip

ABOVE THE POST UPDATE

Something witty and insightful actually related to today’s strip, to be published after the strip goes live.

–or it could just be Cody, Owen, and Dead Heart John talking about crap that no one, and I mean no one, cares about.

ORIGINAL POST

Since, even with my newly-acquired superpowers, my vision cannot see through Saturday, I thought I’d muse a bit on the 50th anniversary arc we’ve just been through (and may continue on into) while waiting for Sunday to show up.

Firstly and most obviously, there weren’t any jokes.  Not even the most charitable teacher, grading on the biggest curve, could find anything that anyone outside of Tom Batiuk’s house could call “humor.”  That’s so obvious it hardly needs stating, but there is a question:  why is this?

Before we start in on personal attacks (on Tom Batiuk; you can attack me all you want, I’ve got superpowers, nyah!), I’d like to change the question:  could this have been funny?

Surprisingly, the answer is yes.  Not hilarious, not entertaining even, but I could see the humor if, and only if, certain things had been established.  That would have required some ground work prior to the arc, of course, which wasn’t there, but let’s change things just a bit…

First of all, forget how hate-able  all the characters are.  Now, imagine that instead of Harry Dinkle doing these things, it was Jack Benny.

Many of you may not know who Jack Benny was (though I am older than the stars, I never heard his radio show) but his “comic persona” was that of an determined cheapskate.  An affable, amiable, even helpful cheapskate, but a man who parted with a penny only after all other alternatives were exhausted.

Everyone on his radio show was aware of this, and acknowledged it openly.  In this context, the idea of Benny taking his long-time girlfriend to an inexpensive anniversary party at the cheap dump they go to every week becomes kind of funny.  The girlfriend would be appalled yet not want to say anything, the gathered friends would be feeling the same, and when he said he wanted her to “put out,” he’d open up his wallet for her to contribute.

The height of hilarity?  Of course not.  But I can see the humor.

The problem, of course, is that Funky Winkerbean‘s Harry is not presented as a cheap miser.  He’s presented as a beloved father-figure; the very idea of an anniversary party at Montoni’s is not discouraged, but lauded as magnanimous.  Harry’s persona is entirely wrong for this kind of story.  Had he been presented as he’s perceived by readers–cheap, selfish and egotistical–than this whole arc would have some potential.  Viz:

Just as not funny as regular, but at least with a punchline.

I’ll be first to admit the above isn’t funny.  But it does have an actual punchline that makes sense in context of Harry’s character.

It’s a pity in a way, because if Tom Batiuk had taken the time to establish (or acknowledge) some negative traits for his characters, the overall level of humor…well, let’s not go overboard.  Let me say that it least it wouldn’t be below sea-level.

As another example, take Les Moore.  Please.  (Ha ha…ha?)  If he were presented as a semi-talented nebbishy dweeb, his “home run” at writing such a terrible teleplay would be seen as a funny over-estimation of his abilities.  Similarly, the fact that both Susan and Cayla found him attractive could have been the source of some humor.  That was not to be, though, as the one attempt was viciously slapped down (“I screwed up” “Yes, you did”) in order to demonstrate Les’ obvious (to TB) appeal.

So, thanks for your indulgence on this fine Sunday morning.  As for today’s strip, why, let’s just take a look, and…oh good grief.

Hater Tots

So you thought that put a neat bow on the whole bullying issue? Today the bullying has escalated a hundredfold. Wedgeman and his boys unrestrainedly pelt Alex with tater tots, while the rest of the student body either ignores it or joins in the laughter. You’d think that having faced down the bullies seemingly on his own yesterday, Owen would be emboldened to confront them again; instead, he wisely looks around for a teacher, but is dissuaded by Alex. Her forbearance in the face of such abuse borders on masochism. Rather than making her feel inferior, the bullying actually gives Alex a feeling of superiority over her tormentors. Take that, bullies!

I’m pleased to announce that this Tuesday, April 9th is Son of Stuck Funky’s third anniversary! Let’s give away a book! Be sure to check back here Tuesday for a chance to win a copy of The Complete Funky Winkerbean, Volume II!

I Call "Bull" Shit


That was nice what you just did, Bull“?!? What English teach– uh, sorry, Language Arts teacher, let alone a pretentious douchebag like Les, would utter such a colloquialism? And the “nice thing” he did? Catching a trio of repeat-offender school bullies in the act and letting them walk away without even a verbal warning.

TheDiva
April 4, 2013 at 1:47 pm
A few days ago, I wondered if it would be worse for Batiuk to treat bullying in an inappropriately (and unfunny) humorous manner or a insufferable serious manner. Now I know an even worse third option exists: total schizophrenia.

…and TB’s schizo tendencies extend to his continuing retconning/re-retconning of Les and Bull’s high school relationship: two years ago he went to great lengths to posit that Bull was just pretending to beat Les up in order to protect him from the real bullies. But for the purposes of the current storyline, it turns out that Bull really did pick on Les, and now must spend the rest of his life atoning.

Thirty years ago…not only was the bullying real, it was actually pretty funny!

Close to the Wedge

bad wolf
April 1, 2013 at 10:22 pm
[I]s that our old friend Wedgeman? It’s been so long but one of the few ‘new’ students from last year (who i assumed was also a senior at the time) may still be around!

Good eye, bad wolf! Even though his hair has the “Superman blue” highlights these days instead of brown, that’s gotta be Wedgeman, who last year was fixin’ to “kick [Cody’s] butt off” before Summer came to his rescue. Now that Sheriff Sum’ Mo’ has ridden out of town,  somebody has to man up and come to the rescue of Wedgeman’s victims.