You thought I was kidding yesterday. Well, take a look at that maniacal expression fixed to Holly’s face. That’s the face of someone in the grip of an obsession. I can just see it now, she thinks, I can start the quest all over again–only with ashcan comics! Then I can start again, on all the foreign editions! And after that–
Once again, Holly gets what she wants with no (apparent to her) cost or effort. What a lesson for us all. “If you want something in life, just be a pathetic loser, and people will give it to you!”
As for Dickhead John, panel two is what you get when you insist on getting your hair cut at that comic-themed barber shop that’s tilted like a Batman villain’s lair from the old TV show. Poor drawing at its best.
And I bet panel three is what you get from John when someone is actually dying from a heart attack. C’mon, you old faker, you’re taking way too much attention away from me.
These people should all be buried in lava.
Sorry about being kind of half with-it this week, folks. There’s only so many things you can write about vanilla ice cream.