“Mommy? Why is Funky so sad? And why is he dressed like that?”. The ol’ mistaken identity gag, of course. They all look alike to those mean mustachioed ICE agents, amirite? Man alive, this thing is a f*cking trudge, yet another strip where all relevant information could have fit in one panel thus moving the story three times faster. Which would still be achingly slow, mind you, but three times faster is three times faster.
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Since nobody called it out in the Sunday thread, it seems no one knew Adeela’s last name. I’m going to assume it was never established.
That’s a very Tom Batiuk story-telling move, as is asking readers to care about a mistaken identity situation revealed in the very same strip as said last name.
Also, Batiuk’s precious characters can never be in the wrong, ever. What if ICE does have the right person, and Adeela’s been lying about who she is all along? What if Adeela made the conscious choice to overstay her visa and risk deportation, because the alternative was worse? These could be powerful stories, but Batiuk won’t even allow such possibilities to linger.
Nope. Everything that happens in this world is random cruel happenstance, and never anything more. And then Batiuk won’t even see that through. Because if this did happen in real life, it would take at least a year to clear up, as we see in the New York Times story linked above.
At times like this I recall the words of a Popeye cartoon, spoken by the people of an exotic land as they bowed to a knocked-down Bluto: “Salam, Salami, Baloney.”
So there’s a Westview resident named Adeela Salam? What a coincidence! Whodda thunk it?
Indeed. I just figured the ICE agents were so sure they got the right person because they know the only other person in the area who wears a hijab is Rana.
Who is this “Rana” you speak of?
And she works at Mantoni’s Pizza.
Aha! So the other unnamed mystery delivery driver is Adeela Salam!
Why have we never seen her, you ask? She’s just that damned fast.
The word balloon “L”s are bad being wavy and all…so…she’s a lyin’ criminal- off to jail you go sister!
Well, it’s a darn shame all of Adeela’s identification papers, travel documents, college transcripts, and other information won’t be able to clear this up in a matter of an hour or two, isn’t it?
Yes, it’s so easy to mix up “Salih” and “Salam”. Especially when they’re words in a language that largely omits short vowels. And transliteration to English is arbitrary at best. And Arab/Islamic names aren’t simply given name/surname but have many components.
FWIW, I checked: “Salih” is a boy’s name:
https://www.babynames.com/name/salih#:~:text=Origin%3A%20Arabic,and%20is%20of%20Arabic%20origin.
Ferin’ names, amiright?
This is truly awful. Her pizza career is ruined!
TomBa must have seen this headline while skimming the New York Times for the article about Bull in the summer of 2019.
“ICE Is Dangerously Inaccurate” July 12, 2019
Wouldn’t that shiny new driver’s license and all the paperwork needed to get it have cleared this right up before Adeela ever made that delivery?
We’ve seen her; it’s just that we’ve mistaken her because she looks and dresses exactly like Adeela Selah. Wow, did it really take Batiuk all these years to find her an Arabic name? (“Selah” translates as “virtuous,” a delightfully ironic name for somebody who delivers Montoni’s pizzas.)
How’s that “I feel so free here” working out for ya’?
BTW “Freedom is just another word for nothin’ left to lose.”
Kris Kristofferson.
Amazing how the visual recognition software used to identify Adeela also can’t tell the difference between Adeela Salih and Adeela Salam
Poe-tay-toe, poh-tah-toh . . .
TB misses another plot point – much facial recognition software is good at IDing Caucasian males (probably the database and testing was mostly done on police / security personnel) and makes false positives on POC and women. Adeela, as a woman of colour, could be easily misidentified by the software – so why did TB make clear it was human error? Kinda spoils the Evil Technology slant he could have had, so it’s down to Evil Bureaucracy alone.
Another legit direction the story could take. ICE knows they have the wrong person, but doesn’t care.
The last panel is supposed to be “Oh you’re in for it now, you horrible pizza delivery driver!”
But for the life of me, all I can actually see is “Did you eat the last vanilla ice-milk pop in the freezer, young lady?” (Ice cream is too exciting for Westview.)
“Datburnit, I’m Loweezy Smif, you datgum revenooners!”
Oh for Pete’s sake – can’t he even come with a new plot twist? What is this the 15th time something has been mixed up? I’m willing to bet the deportation order is in folder somewhere with Lisa’s x-rays.
God what a hack.
This could be interesting without the “mistaken identity” junk. If she was legitimately targeted by ICE, we could get some drama about wanting to stay in the US despite her lack of credentials. But no, it’s just another story about stupid people being stupid…I guess that’s the only story Batiuk can tell now.
They do say “Write what you know”