Eleven Months Ago, In Crankshaft

Last week’s Crankshaft was the same as Crankshaft in late August, 2023. Kind of.

At the time, two different sets of strips ran in the same week. One was about Ed causing wildfires that only ran on arcamax.com, and supposedly also in a handful of newspapers. Most newspapers, and online providers, got a benign series of disconnected strips, much like the miscellaneous weeks Tom Batiuk often does at the end of the year. We never really found out why, but it was likely due to the Canadian wildfire references being “too soon” after real-life wildfires forced the evacuation of provincial capital Yellowknife, Northwest Territories.

Well, I guess it’s been long enough now. The originally-censored strips were re-run as last week’s main Crankshaft content. To this day, Tom Batiuk’s blog has not addressed the original disparity or the re-run. It’s been covering its usual subject matter: merchandise promotion, Funky Winkerbean book promotion, random comic book covers, and ancient John Darling strips. I guess he doesn’t have any book signings coming up; those usually get mentioned.

The strips re-ran almost a year later, but were also reworded to remove references to the Canadian wildfires, making them “midwestern” instead. Here was the original strip I posted at the time:

And here’s the rerun version. The first panel was completely written to “In other news… a blanket of black smoke is spreading over much of the midwest this morning, making it seem like twilight during the day!” Maybe it’s still too soon to make fun of Canada?

This is a strange choice, because Canada was only incidental to the story in the first place. Canada was an in-story red herring; the cause of the wildfire in the story was explicitly shown to be Crankshaft’s usual selfish idiocy. The problem would have been solved by just re-wording one panel that wasn’t important to the story… which eventually happened anyway!

Paradoxically, the map in the original story emphasized the fact that this smoke wasn’t happening in Canada, by the clear outline of the Great Lakes you can see in Panel 2 above. In the re-run, this panel is colored differently, in a way that makes the geography less obvious. The Great Lakes are no longer blue, and some weather map symbols have been re-colored, obscuring the recognizable shape of the United States. So it was actually less of a potshot at Canada the first time!

This is like the “no men in the choir” incident. Tom Batiuk went to the trouble of an extensive edit to fix a non-existent problem that could have been easily worded around, or even explained away with no editing required. (The “man” could have easily been a non-choir passerby.) And the edits actually made the problem worse.

So the strip was yanked, delayed, bowdlerized, all of which made it less clear. Note also that the delay was almost exactly the same as Tom Batiuk’s usual lead time: eleven months. It was August 21 of last year and July 29 of this year. Apparently that’s the length of time needed for any edit, even a re-writing of one word zeppelin.

We didn’t cover Crankshaft the week before, because it was a standard Crankshaft week and not worthy of this blog’s attention. Remember, we said at the outset we wouldn’t cover it every week. But this Monday began with the insufferable one-armed Skip Rawlings looking to interview Batton Thomas, at the comic book store. You better believe that’s getting some commentary.

Have I Discovered ‘The Big Slap’?

Remember the SOSF April Fools Day joke from this year? Where I pasted up a bunch of fake strips insinuating that Les Moore had done a hit and run on a pedestrian outside Westview High? Remember how a part of that joke was that the plotline was later referenced in the famous ‘Skunky Funkybuns’ stand up sketch?

Well…

In the words of the eternally funny Tim Negoda (Dan Ronan):

“I wanted to take on bigger issues and make the strip more real, honest, and gritty. So, I decided to take a big risk. I published a weeklong series of strips about Skunky and the Gang dealing with their school becoming racially integrated. This was quite controversial, because, at the time, schools had already been racially integrated for a while, and I did not realize that. The story line was a big slap in the face for the African American community, but it was a big step forward for me as an artist. “

I was flipping through my Volume 2 of The Complete Funky Winkerbean, and what should I find in August of 1977?

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The Final Elimination Round

Picked me up some vintage Funky Winkerbean merch not that long ago.

Even though this shirt is only going to fit me after a crash diet or a long bout of dysentery.

I love finding this old stuff, especially Batiukiverse wearables from past decades. And, lets be real, if anyone is going to spend real world dollars developing a weirdo shrine to something they love to hate, it’s gonna be me. Maybe in another decade I’ll have an entire room dedicated to Jar Jar Binks.

This shirt has a copyright from News America Syndicate 1985. King Features Syndicate bought News America in 1986, so that date tracks.

But it means that The Eliminator merch was produced in 1985, the same year that The Eliminator character would drop off the strip almost entirely. On Sunday May 12, 1985 we got the Mother’s Day strip I showed in my last post. And then we wouldn’t see Little Limmie typing away at her computer until February 23, 1987. That’s right. Nearly two years between appearances.

(CBH has actually seen Shatner at a convention. He nearly fell over trying to catch confetti falling from the rafters.)
Ah the good old days, of sentient computers, reused lineart, and fourth wall breaking meta humor; the real cancer victims.
(FYI, Star Trek Convention Arcs featuring Slim Whitman and E.E.T. were real things that happened.)
“Then he huffs some magic flowers, tries to run away to a drugged out hippie paradise, and has a fist fight with his boss.” “Yeah, still sounds about right.”
Obviously ‘Friday’s Child’, someone kick this poseur out.

Act I would go on for another five years, but The Eliminator would never been seen again. Except for one little cameo in 1992, on the yearbook pages that heralded the first time skip.

The Eliminator’s Act II and III emphasis seems outsized, when I think of so many prominent Act I characters that have been well and truly memory holed, characters like Rita Wrighton, Bodean, Neal, Ginny Wolfe, even compared to characters who only got a shadow of a mention in following eras, like Barry Balderman, Junebug and Derek, Carrie, or Tracey. Many of these had dozens more strips than little Limmie. Why has she gotten to retell her story half a dozen times?

Thumbing through Act I, it’s obvious that Batiuk just followed his fancy for the most part. He’d come up with a gimmick for a character, but the longevity of said character had more to do with their ability to be incorporated easily into multiple types of jokes. Batiuk didn’t push himself with the Eliminator, didn’t think of fun ways she could interact with Les, or Cindy, or Barry or anyone else other than Crazy Harry, who already fit her niche of geeky weirdo outsider.

It’s like if Snoopy was ONLY the Red Baron, and could only EVER be shown flying an imaginary plane atop a doghouse.

The Eliminator is kinda like Boba Fett I guess. Showed up for five seconds in the originals, did almost nothing, but was instantly iconic just because of a helmet. So now we’re forced to explore their retconned past and puffy, gross, boring future for decades and decades after.